I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
My Man! SCORE 108
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
A Flamingo SCORE 145
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
Be Lucy SCORE 76
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Measures of success SCORE 81
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
