Time to work on the family farm SCORE 92
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing – Yeah?… SCORE 52
Paying my rent in Venmo, accidentally hit request instead SCORE 72
Boomers, man. SCORE 107
Chipotle always greedy SCORE 105
Coquette hummingbird SCORE 101
Funny not funny. SCORE 144
Especially Frozen & Moana SCORE 73
Undoing the knot SCORE 109
♪ Drop like an earthquake ♪ SCORE 172
Andrew SCORE 83
Blending into the background SCORE 166
Literary Masterpiece SCORE 124
I’d like to have a serious word with whoever said that SCORE 77
When the hot pockets call, you answer SCORE 132
This is Pakistan SCORE 129
Nice SCORE 70
Hair dryer from 1981 SCORE 74
Why don’t you come over anymore? SCORE 95
OMG! An angel! SCORE 91
Suckers… SCORE 89
Every time SCORE 44
Senator Bernie Sanders printed out a gigantic Trump tweet and brought it to congress SCORE 129
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 93
Till death do us part SCORE 110
Achievement unlocked. SCORE 105
So I was out delivering on my route today and saw this, made my day. SCORE 156
Livin’ the God Life SCORE 97
12/10 good boy! SCORE 105
Me flirting… SCORE 77
The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on some hard times SCORE 81
Superb SCORE 103