welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
time is of the essence SCORE 17
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
loin king SCORE 27
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
not even mad SCORE 26
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
borcester shot SCORE 26
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
dirty talk SCORE 21
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
extra crust SCORE 27
everything else sucks SCORE 16
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
happy birthday! SCORE 19
i’m the joke SCORE 19
always screaming SCORE 5
got it SCORE 19
pure happiness SCORE 20
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
more milk per milk SCORE 17
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
burns so good SCORE 4
holy dog SCORE 20
go back to c SCORE 25
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
don’t tell mom SCORE 24