Disappointment SCORE 50
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Brofish SCORE 75
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I am hopeful SCORE 55
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Coachella SCORE 55
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
