Perpetual motion. SCORE 127
No matter if it’s freezing cold or boiling hot… SCORE 11
My boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me! SCORE 165
The Beagles. SCORE 108
Help! SCORE 12
Chess set made entirely of dead mice. SCORE -16
Childhood. SCORE 228
Whoop C. SCORE 178
I only say ‘bless you’ twice. SCORE 171
What sorcery is this? SCORE 14
If it fits… SCORE 104
Stop moving bro, you’re my pillow. SCORE 185
Oscar does a handstand… SCORE 42
Tornadbow SCORE 248
Fluorite SCORE 11
The sloth life. SCORE 142
You look delicous… SCORE -7
Free hotels for ladies on their period SCORE 21
Mycroft… SCORE 199
The Hamburglar. SCORE 142
aww thanks, dog. SCORE 7
Jim Gaffigan on trying to convince readers to buy his book SCORE 239
Fair question… SCORE 121
My childhood needed one of these. SCORE 256
Keeping the squirrel out of the bird feeder SCORE 113
Harry Potter SCORE 12
This guy takes april fools to another level SCORE 205
Play time with piggy. SCORE 154
Friends are good. SCORE 151
Do want. SCORE 135
The risk is too high SCORE 8
10 Super Valid and Legitimate Reasons to Ban Gay Marriage SCORE 111