I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Same thing… SCORE 21
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Trollololo! SCORE 152
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The Twortle SCORE 142
The power of barking SCORE 18
2pactopus SCORE 113
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Burn!!! SCORE 2
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Accurate. SCORE 146
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
