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Check+back+in+four+years%26%238230%3B
Check back in four years… SCORE 28
Book%26%238217%3Bem+Danno.
Book’em Danno. SCORE 19
When+MENSA+people+date%26%238230%3B
When MENSA people date… SCORE 31
And+don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+forget+the+guac.
And don’t you dare forget the guac. SCORE 23
Pesky+brain%26%238230%3B
Pesky brain… SCORE 21
Friggan+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
Friggan Kevin’s, anyway. SCORE 24
The+maid+service+was+delightful.
The maid service was delightful. SCORE 29
Well+it+is+still+favourite+musical%2C+anyway.
Well it is still favourite musical, anyway. SCORE 25
Hug+Satan.
Hug Satan. SCORE 19
Keep+the+6ft+energy+indefinitely.
Keep the 6ft energy indefinitely. SCORE 34
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+a+plan+for+today%26%238230%3B
I don’t have a plan for today… SCORE 22
Manatees+are+big+on+snack+time%2C+apparently.
Manatees are big on snack time, apparently. SCORE 27
A+pirates+life+for+mua.
A pirates life for mua. SCORE 29
%26%238230%3Band+I+live+in+a+purse.
…and I live in a purse. SCORE 16
The+orange+is+nice.
The orange is nice. SCORE 26
He+plots+your+demise%26%238230%3B
He plots your demise… SCORE 19
We+do+not+trust+the+goats.
We do not trust the goats. SCORE 27
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+ice+fishing+when%26%238230%3B
You know you’re ice fishing when… SCORE 17
When+grocer+mimics+artist.
When grocer mimics artist. SCORE 25
You+get+the+idea%26%238230%3B
You get the idea… SCORE 18
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+match%21
It’s a match! SCORE 27
So+here+we+are%26%238230%3B+just+poopin%26%238217%3B.
So here we are… just poopin’. SCORE 13
Bobby+has+had+a+good+day.
Bobby has had a good day. SCORE 15
Hunting+season+is+coming%26%238230%3B
Hunting season is coming… SCORE 20
The+grip+of+a+child+should+not+be+underestimated.
The grip of a child should not be underestimated. SCORE 22
Blink+twice+if+you+can+hear+us%26%238230%3B
Blink twice if you can hear us… SCORE 18
Couples+enjoying+an+exotic+beach+vacation
Couples enjoying an exotic beach vacation SCORE 18
I+find+you+rather+thrilling%26%238230%3B+pepper.
I find you rather thrilling… pepper. SCORE 19
Which+way+did+the+other+LARPers+go%3F
Which way did the other LARPers go? SCORE 5
Giving+mass+to+data.
Giving mass to data. SCORE 25
The+ideal+customer.
The ideal customer. SCORE 13
Fair+enough%2C+gato.
Fair enough, gato. SCORE 20
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