Siri, you jerk! SCORE 251
I’m anxious SCORE 21
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? SCORE 17
Because your problems are always more important.. SCORE 6
Bud Light Year SCORE 185
Scary Pumpkin Carving SCORE 15
nyctophilia. SCORE 178
You’re doing it right. SCORE 258
Pug in a hurry SCORE 17
meow SCORE 12
Very Interesting SCORE 21
Well said… SCORE 21
A one night stand. SCORE 225
Oh, Jace… SCORE 212
Very true… SCORE 12
Harry chasing the snitch SCORE 263
I would watch it SCORE 273
Me too. SCORE 275
me on my way to steal your man SCORE 18
Don’t hate the player… SCORE 215
My 8th Grade Math Teacher SCORE 6
Girls SCORE 14
The cutest meal SCORE 148
An investment in knowledge… SCORE 130
Crazy optimistic turtle SCORE 22
Even if you miss… SCORE 17
Good Guy Marvel SCORE 297
Every freaking time. SCORE 32
Not great for a girl’s bed. SCORE 11
Girls only have one thing on their minds… SCORE 284
Penguins SCORE 170
Why witches only have black cats SCORE 182
