How to name the child you hate. SCORE 134
Best conversation ever… SCORE 115
Flirting. SCORE 18
Seems legit. SCORE 145
A Single Light Bulb SCORE 199
Nokia. SCORE 15
Uhhhhhh, yeah… SCORE 10
My girlfriend’s grandmother just got her first iPhone SCORE 16
My decision not to have kids. SCORE 15
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
The lies parents tell their children. SCORE 182
Just wait… SCORE 210
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
This hot tub is built into the bay! SCORE 10
Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
How do I begin to explain Hermione Granger? SCORE 232
So close SCORE 15
Everyone needs a Clara SCORE 213
Reasons to date me. SCORE 150
Just for the Gentlemen SCORE -3
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
I’m doing it right then… SCORE 6
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
Chick flicks. SCORE 208
You gotta do what you gotta do SCORE 11
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
The American dream. SCORE 9
Googled motivational tattoos, was not disappointed SCORE 14
Fear. SCORE 7
Religion. SCORE 119
"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
Emo horse. SCORE 187
