you are charcuterie SCORE 11
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 16
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a totally normal seat SCORE 13
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
we dare you SCORE 11
because it did break on its own SCORE 16
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
everything beagle SCORE 1
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
cramps SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
mooooo SCORE 15
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
it’s perfect SCORE 22
supersize it SCORE -4
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
slap them SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 32
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
friday is perfect actually SCORE 27
is this satire? SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 23
a cat wrote this SCORE 8
