Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
Oof. Anitifa really wild out there lately. SCORE 15
My dying body: SCORE 17
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
I guess I’m just here to watch the world burn… SCORE 25
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
go outside and garden SCORE 46
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Essential items only. SCORE 34
le sigh… SCORE 42
Dadscream. SCORE 26
Chill, Will. SCORE 27
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Peak romance SCORE 32
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 49
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 37
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
Movie scene request SCORE 30
Do not arm the cockroaches… SCORE 25
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
