How to change your life in under 30 seconds. SCORE 28
Sopa! SCORE 30
A literalist and a klepto walk in to a store… SCORE 30
Maggie darling, you really did well. SCORE 34
Run, bud. SCORE 24
Cerb was a good boy. SCORE 24
1904 Olympics was a bit dramatic. SCORE 36
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
I can hear it from here. SCORE 22
When bun vs corn. SCORE 22
This is great news! SCORE 23
30 year old aftertaste… SCORE 33
Never mind your thesis… SCORE 27
You can’t outsmart an outsmarter… SCORE 20
Isn’t that just the tits. SCORE 18
Wait a minute! SCORE 19
OK but have you seen the economy lately? SCORE 13
An accurate representation. SCORE 22
You broke my heart, bruv. SCORE 26
You can’t handle my wizarding. SCORE 17
I pushed the wrong button, apparently. SCORE 21
So there I was, chewing away… SCORE 27
A cup for thine enemies. SCORE 19
This ones a gimme… SCORE 16
I SEE SCORE 24
Udderly Victimised SCORE 30
Some say you’re still clapping to this day… SCORE 17
It is a cup, afterall… SCORE 20
He’s more than just a son, he a fren. SCORE 26
Bring on the pain. SCORE 24
The maths checks out. SCORE 24
It is time for *concern* SCORE 27
