Aesthetics are everything. SCORE 28
Walk your dog, fatty. SCORE 29
I would attend this awards ceremony. SCORE 30
You’re bad at bowling, generally. SCORE 33
You can sell anything on Etsy! SCORE 9
Can you imagine? SCORE 24
Hewwo? Mr. Obama? SCORE 30
IMAX and chill? SCORE 24
What a time to be alive! SCORE 28
Spam is stolen so often in Hawaii that Walmart sells individual cans in theft-deterrent containers SCORE 23
This penguin wears his heart on his chest SCORE 28
The National Anthem SCORE 35
Not the best doggo… SCORE 28
*sad old noises* SCORE 33
And here we go! SCORE 28
Help each other out. SCORE 41
Valentine’s day drugs… SCORE 26
Fossils of van sized turtles that once roamed South America SCORE 26
Cats is an adventure SCORE 35
*rawr* SCORE 26
Siberian tiger leg muscles SCORE 34
Do you even dribble? SCORE 30
Let The Right One In SCORE 25
Dad, could you not? SCORE 26
Always look on the bright side of life. SCORE 33
It’s just that crazy… SCORE 26
Anatomy of a Pokemon SCORE 20
Wait a minute! SCORE 15
You’re covered, brother. SCORE 24
*dispenses a concern* SCORE 22
Nailed it. SCORE 29
I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK SCORE 29
