Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Accurate. SCORE 257
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Finally. SCORE 344
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
