The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26
This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29
Back in My Day… SCORE 30
Papa, no. SCORE 19
You are a got dam hero SCORE 29
SCIENCE! SCORE 40
Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28
Baby, no. SCORE 20
spiders in the tub SCORE 32
Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 16
This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 30
Why you do this? SCORE 13
Change is good SCORE 36
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 23
I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24
Bro Bump SCORE 38
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
Well played… SCORE 23
Seems legit SCORE 33
Funny money. SCORE 18
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
Go home, ball. SCORE 26
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
