Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Accurate. SCORE 113
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
The Interwebz SCORE 1
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
I am home. SCORE 3
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
Surprise me. SCORE 97
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Accuracy SCORE 130
There was a spider… SCORE 118
You can see me? SCORE 149
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
The internet. SCORE 152
