you mortal fools! SCORE 22
i need bread SCORE 19
i can’t help it anymore SCORE 18
i would like to pet them SCORE 15
his day is not going well SCORE 28
they never end SCORE 14
omg i want one SCORE 14
and i never went to subway again SCORE 21
how many coins does it take? SCORE 19
he said what he meant SCORE 25
not enough mimosas for this group SCORE 9
you’ve been chopped SCORE 17
kinda beautiful thought, though SCORE 12
isn’t it obvious? SCORE 13
wonder when it changed SCORE 9
now that you’ve seen it, you can’t unsee it SCORE 22
i’m tired SCORE 21
insert punchline here SCORE 20
run SCORE 15
sometimes you just have to paint your cows SCORE 13
yes SCORE 9
trying was pointless SCORE 22
same SCORE 31
the struggle is real SCORE 17
the most cat a cat could be SCORE 22
roman emperor breakfast SCORE 27
the new version of bop-it is lit SCORE 17
adulting SCORE 17
this isn’t therapy SCORE 12
zoom not needed SCORE 17
they did what they had to do SCORE 9
my stories are on SCORE 28
