the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 29
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
business markie SCORE 4
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 21
i am the missing link SCORE 10
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
elite toast SCORE 19
so many days lost SCORE 30
be like baby llama SCORE 17
looks unsafe SCORE 37
the fourth sister SCORE 6
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 23
species and age? SCORE 31
new life motto SCORE 24
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
the machines were right SCORE 42
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 9
brain fart SCORE 24
our time to bite! SCORE 10
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 27
’tis the season SCORE 24
forever air freshener SCORE 29
35 is a solid number SCORE 18
oddly profound SCORE 18
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
it’s complicated SCORE 15
