How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Fatality SCORE 40
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Sports! SCORE 42
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Proceed SCORE 30
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
80 hours these days SCORE -19
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
What murder? SCORE 45
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Military grade leggings SCORE 60