she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
there were no survivors SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
pebble and roll SCORE 65
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
he made his choice SCORE 43
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i am this dog SCORE 20
important psa SCORE 44
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
bad ass SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
5 days a week SCORE 45
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
oh wow SCORE 49
