When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Pun! SCORE 140
I’m over here like SCORE 7
Blankets. SCORE 153
Game over. SCORE 15
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Squid Hat SCORE -16
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
It has begun… SCORE 95
totally! SCORE 210
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Pun! SCORE 198
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Seriously. SCORE 214
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
