My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year. SCORE 116
When I’m sleeping and smell any type of food whatsoever. SCORE 86
Back in my day… SCORE 164
All Dogs Love Butt Scratches, All Cats Love Boxes SCORE 114
When I hear computer scientists want the Clinton campaign to challenge the election results SCORE 48
This violin perfectly represents calculus! SCORE 124
A box with artificial eyes from World War I SCORE 79
School Rules… SCORE 20
Tap tap… tap SCORE -8
awaken, my masters SCORE 101
Home Alone with competent robbers. SCORE 115
Kitty wants to see what pencils taste like SCORE 41
Tsunami evacuation pod sold in Japan department store SCORE 80
I present to you the official friend zone logo. SCORE 106
FYI Anti-Vaxers SCORE 157
"We got a 10-95 – Dog on the loose without a leash" SCORE 118
"Attaaack!" SCORE 68
So guys yeah, this happened.. SCORE 146
Left my job today, this is the cake they got me….. SCORE 101
Vertical gardens SCORE 103
Transparent fish! SCORE 100
Me and Kylie Jenner are basically twins… SCORE 95
Gingerbread Hogwarts castle SCORE 173
Pretty Sure Our Cat Thinks The Crib We Put SCORE 107
The best part of the day after Thanksgiving is the sandwiches. SCORE 56
A Cruise Ship squeezing through the Corinth Canal in Greece SCORE 80
Dog tech support SCORE 32
I, uhhh. Cool Sarah. SCORE 78
Shiba latte SCORE 80
That time of year again!? SCORE 71
My people need me. SCORE 112
Captain mittens! SCORE 71
