Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Nice things SCORE 11
your gay SCORE 249
every time SCORE 215
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Words. SCORE 162
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
Om nom nom SCORE 10
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
Me basically. SCORE 181
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
me in the shower SCORE 21
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
… SCORE 10
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
