You had one job. SCORE 258
This is a hotel. SCORE 180
Hit and Run SCORE -3
The Incredible Jean-Claude Van Damme SCORE 10
Jennifer Lawrence on the news SCORE 275
Somebody call a priest SCORE 12
Now That’s Just Cruel SCORE 13
I am not amused SCORE 9
My puns aren’t just bad… SCORE 211
the terror SCORE 233
How to deliver bad news. SCORE 196
Cutlery SCORE 18
"All… The… Way… Down!" SCORE 17
Poor Spiderman SCORE 14
You are correct. SCORE 158
Snowflakes under magnification. SCORE 192
Contacts are a dime a dozen. SCORE 263
Unrecognized Jennifer Lawrence SCORE 249
So True . . . SCORE 13
Hufflepuff SCORE 3
Funny. Not true, but funny nonetheless. SCORE 22
Grandma might be right. SCORE 304
cat lungs inflated with a straw. SCORE 12
If Superheroes had regular jobs SCORE 209
YOW Sweep sweep sweep sweep! SCORE 22
Nothing separates a cat and its catnip. SCORE 176
The good and bad habits of smart people. SCORE 8
Smells fine to me… SCORE 17
The food pyramid. SCORE 227
So what does Harry do now that he’s defeated everybody? SCORE 227
Royal flush. SCORE 18
Band of brothers SCORE 15