@IRS SCORE 47
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
Universally true. SCORE 60
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 50
This is what hard boiled penguin eggs look like. SCORE 24
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
Loaf of woof SCORE 79
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
Egg Opal SCORE 67
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
The cast who played Ewoks SCORE 62
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
Retail kills your soul SCORE 54
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 50
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 52
JAH! SCORE 42
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
Outstanding move. SCORE 90
The air was filled with potpourri and flames… SCORE 65
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
The darkness will go away… SCORE 78
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
That’s one way to say it SCORE 87
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
