“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
she’s the one SCORE 1
self esteam issues SCORE 26
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 42
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
parental support SCORE 22
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
*just in case SCORE 27
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
5, obviously SCORE 38
she really gets me SCORE 13
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
