When people ask if I’m single… SCORE 14
No one is born hating another person… SCORE 280
But… Why? SCORE 0
The closest I’ve come to murder… SCORE 11
Faith in humanity restored (or at least for flight attendants) SCORE 621
Woman grows little fingernail spikes out of her arms. SCORE -42
Cat’s are jerks. SCORE 142
The king of sass. SCORE 480
Whenever I watch a cooking show… SCORE 249
Just a baby elephant. SCORE 175
Meanwhile on earth SCORE 5
Agent Elrond SCORE 6
Why Voldemort is bald… SCORE 323
My relationship with McDonald’s SCORE 192
We are all human beings. SCORE 408
How to annoy a solider SCORE 9
Good ol’ Canada. SCORE 263
Summer. SCORE 212
Can’t stop watching. SCORE 213
If superheroes had Instagram. SCORE 185
Magikarp’s Revenge SCORE 10
She really does! SCORE 373
The right to bear arms. SCORE 188
Welcome to Australia. SCORE 313
For sale. SCORE 112
Villain’s accuracy any time SCORE 11
Star Wars Parkour – Jedi Free Running SCORE 34
Difference between a cat and a comma? SCORE 228
Nobody cares… SCORE 345
You cant help but sing along SCORE -3
No more side glancing. SCORE 250
My life is a lie. SCORE 267
