this could have been an email SCORE 29
floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15
fart idiot SCORE 25
so close i can feel my rage subsiding SCORE 11
snakes really drew the short end of the stick SCORE 20
this should be a trend next year SCORE 4
a very interesting house SCORE 15
that’s not my spirit animal, that’s me SCORE 14
emotional support lol SCORE 17
dep dish above ground pool SCORE 17
frosted mega wheats SCORE 16
birthed into the wrong species SCORE 15
i could go for some hummus SCORE 21
the cycle continues SCORE 13
heathens SCORE 36
revenge is next SCORE 8
now i really do know SCORE 22
cats love when you do this SCORE 13
do you have any pet rocks? SCORE 13
the best narrator is the self SCORE 17
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
could be romantic SCORE 22
bangxiety SCORE 17
gift not included SCORE 20
if you touch her you have to comb her SCORE -6
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16
cat is not impressed SCORE 16
earth sandwich SCORE 26
the perils of being a tall pirate SCORE 15
thanks i hate it SCORE 34
would really make california stand out SCORE 9
we slidin’ SCORE 30