At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
he said, "why" SCORE 100
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
He’s bananas SCORE 206
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 100
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Star Wars logic SCORE 65
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
WWJD? SCORE 96
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Never sink SCORE 146
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
