Cat: You scratch my back, I scratch yours SCORE 98
"You don’t have to put on the red light" SCORE 96
Smartest SQL Injection Attempt Ever SCORE 10
Daily Tough Decisions SCORE 11
In for the long con SCORE 111
Mocking Those Bossy Humans SCORE 120
Bees vs. wasps SCORE 114
Something I Learned Watching Supernatural SCORE 2
You can never be too sure SCORE 1
Cadaviar SCORE 139
Mind blown SCORE 9
The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read SCORE 154
Adults are such hypocrites SCORE 145
Just let peanut girl be SCORE 15
WTF Ted Cruz? SCORE 154
Young Harrison Ford SCORE 120
I live by a park. Spring has sprung. SCORE 129
Sugar glider reflexes activated SCORE 146
I Know What My Choice is SCORE 4
Just be polite. SCORE 17
What's your job? I'm the guy who pushes BB-8 SCORE 163
So Why Isn’t This A Thing? SCORE 157
What I Really Think Of The Apple Watch SCORE 119
Listen, You Are Not Fat SCORE 16
The downfall of dog vision SCORE 6
The Detailed Anatomy Of A Spider SCORE 3
I doughnut tan nicely SCORE 115
Jim from The Office got jacked. SCORE 93
Using It Wrong SCORE 171
Why Pokemon is a game for adults SCORE 11
Why is this so accurate? SCORE 14
The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 146