I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Pugception. SCORE 133
My neighbors at 3am… SCORE 11
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Let me show you recipe for a purrfect aww. SCORE 84
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE 0
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
You know its liberal when…. SCORE 12
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
Fall. SCORE 122
Pancakes with abs. SCORE 128
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 6
Weaver Birds nests on electrical wires. SCORE 139
Be-you-tiful. SCORE 6
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 66
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -18
Gardeners. SCORE 225
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Bullying SCORE 7