I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
Word! SCORE 19
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
BROFIST SCORE -3
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I yawned! SCORE 10
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Truth. SCORE 182
