Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use... SCORE 96
I Want To Shop There SCORE 130
You brought this on yourself. SCORE 23
Problem solved. SCORE 228
Congress SCORE 82
Burn! SCORE 234
Modern day Shakespeare. SCORE 334
Next call: "Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the morgue..." SCORE 175
This eight-year-old is going places SCORE 86
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Just in case you ever wonder how a VCR works. SCORE 123
This chicken needs to be colored in. SCORE 141
Oh, Dumbledore... SCORE 199
Ugly contest SCORE 123
A buffet restaurant's sign SCORE 189
"This isn't the park, Greg." SCORE 95
Story of my life. SCORE 158
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 62
Give this kid a medal SCORE 136
Biker doing stoppie for a minivan full of kids. Moms everywhere demand it should be taken down. SCORE 63
Your antivirus be like .. SCORE 75
Why isn't this a thing? SCORE 122
Just so we're clear... SCORE 19
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
The man who gravity forgot SCORE 80
I want to go to there. SCORE 181
Advice. SCORE 264
That'll teach her SCORE 145
Transformers... SCORE 119
Splitting a rock SCORE 40
You might be disappointed. SCORE 303
A girl has no name. SCORE 117
