hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
i can never find the words SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
oh wow SCORE 48
irony man SCORE 45
cats always come first SCORE 27
delete my number SCORE 28
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
never give up SCORE 88
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
i also laughed SCORE 56
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
they say bad handwriting is a sign of intelligence SCORE 36
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
don’t do it, phil! SCORE 16
clever girl SCORE 40
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
we went on an adventure SCORE 47
i wonder why SCORE 40
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
so true SCORE 37
he did it because he could SCORE 37
sharon left him with him nothing SCORE 29
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
must pet the pet SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
