pupils dilate SCORE 44
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
beavers hate water SCORE 35
the dishes… again SCORE 27
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
growing toe beans SCORE 33
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
species and age, please SCORE 40
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
dog bites everything SCORE 23
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
at least there are cats SCORE 20
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
we are the math problem SCORE 35
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
