this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
5, obviously SCORE 38
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
self esteam issues SCORE 26
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 19
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
parental support SCORE 22
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
*just in case SCORE 27
this is really cute SCORE 54
the free in freedom SCORE 23
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
she’s the one SCORE 1
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
