Are you a carbon sample? SCORE 170
Server’s RW she finds out that she just got tipped $200 SCORE 275
The phonebook. SCORE 156
cocaine. SCORE 2
It’s a beautiful day SCORE 13
Cat-holic meeting. SCORE 22
My reaction to spicy food, too. SCORE 16
0mg SCORE 13
What the fox? SCORE 10
Never skip leg day. SCORE 8
Six Degrees SCORE 15
Reasons why you’re awesome. SCORE 126
Swagspeare. SCORE 134
Nature Valley granola bars. SCORE 243
Imposter! SCORE 9
Disney, Meet Grumpy Cat SCORE 7
When I get too rotund I roll everywhere… SCORE 9
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 138
Procrastinators. SCORE 199
Dem feels. SCORE 267
Elijah Radcliff or Daniel Wood? SCORE 34
My response to Twihards. SCORE 329
My recipe is on the Starbucks Secret Menu!! SCORE 5
I didn’t see you at camouflage practice today SCORE 23
Witchcraft starter kit. SCORE 171
Aircat to base, requesting permission to land… SCORE 13
Subway in Stockholm, Sweden SCORE 13
Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll SCORE 25
Hiiiyaa *boop* SCORE 15
I have done nothing at all SCORE 17
Why I love fall. SCORE 258
Are you at a Hipster Wedding? SCORE 10
