English is hard. SCORE 291
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Touché. SCORE 335
How I shower. SCORE 156
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Pubid. SCORE 143
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Attack! SCORE 196
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Burn. SCORE 158
How I die. SCORE 289
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Wine glasses. SCORE 177
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Acute angle. SCORE 197
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Roses are red. SCORE 334
‘Merica. SCORE 228
I am the Batman. SCORE 252
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 149
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182