i have layers SCORE 33
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
who’s in? SCORE 34
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
clever SCORE 29
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i always spill SCORE 17
an impossible task SCORE 20
omg SCORE 20
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
excuse me SCORE 19
hi friend! SCORE 31
back to bed! SCORE 19
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
call the fire department SCORE 4
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
definitely a dog SCORE 46
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
they get huge SCORE 22
this is why i drink SCORE 29
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
english burn SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
i’m canceling SCORE 9
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
