How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally. SCORE 344
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Accurate. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10