Or get arrested... SCORE 200
Crime is exciting. SCORE 195
Be nice to nerds... SCORE 163
Universal Animal Truth SCORE 147
Dear Bike Thief. SCORE 225
The lie I tell myself every night. SCORE 172
Neville's wand. SCORE 379
Im angry cuz im fat. SCORE 178
Whenever I order dessert at a restaurant with my girlfriend. SCORE 165
Important info SCORE 91
John Dillinger SCORE 107
This is the worst. SCORE 114
I can't be sure... SCORE 77
God Created The Dog And Said... SCORE 116
Four! SCORE 123
Anti-Paparazzi clothing SCORE 209
Yeah, gaming! SCORE 161
Public service announcement: SCORE 267
Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. SCORE 95
Mom was a dead / frozen head in the freezer. She killed it SCORE 90
These things are as indestructible as a Nokia phone. SCORE 335
Just like A Baby... SCORE 109
So I guess they aren’t a fan SCORE 43
Mouse smarts. SCORE 115
Accurate SCORE 170
Winter is coming... SCORE 113
Google, page 2. SCORE 178
Stop impersonating cops. SCORE 95
More fact than opinion... SCORE 68
Seems legit. SCORE 211
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing... SCORE 39
Greatest ticket ever SCORE 98
