species and age, please SCORE 40
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
at least there are cats SCORE 20
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
my voice is the worst SCORE 35
when life imitates art SCORE 24
dog wood trees SCORE 26
beavers hate water SCORE 35
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
we are the math problem SCORE 35
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
dog bites everything SCORE 23
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
roger roger SCORE 14
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
pupils dilate SCORE 45
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
