hours extended indefinitely SCORE 20
clap the entire flight SCORE 0
look but don’t make it obvious SCORE 14
after cheesepuffs SCORE 25
actually, it’s magma SCORE 23
haunted to death SCORE 25
delayed flight SCORE -5
girl scout cookie party SCORE 10
the crow witch has returned SCORE 5
the pet owner’s dilemma SCORE 19
kiwi cat SCORE 25
ho-meow-ner SCORE 18
important self affirmation SCORE 33
test that assumption at your convenience SCORE 29
righty tighty lefty loosy SCORE 20
geophysicist dinosaur SCORE 10
one unit of sheep SCORE 28
weird and proud SCORE 19
come on barbie, let’s go party SCORE 25
kinda busy tonight SCORE 13
that’s not thor, that’s nicolas cage SCORE 21
the way god intended SCORE 6
pizza rock SCORE 23
son of a beach SCORE 16
inner panic attack SCORE 23
the power of duct tape SCORE 22
centaur for disease control SCORE 25
sneak attack SCORE 28
best email signature SCORE 39
use as napkin SCORE 33
therapy fail SCORE 15
nothing is more important to a child SCORE 29