Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Dammit Elsa! SCORE 172
Alright then. SCORE 144
What was this show? SCORE 229
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
You’d really like him. SCORE 149
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Harsh! SCORE -5
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
Cats playing Jenga. SCORE 134
The power of genetics. SCORE 185
Swoon. SCORE -4
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
Albino crow SCORE 13
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Swing Fail SCORE 14
Silly Superman SCORE 173
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 155
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Every night. SCORE 18
Me as a child SCORE 228
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 18