Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen. SCORE 113
LIE DAMMIT! SCORE 83
Jim is savage when he wants to be. SCORE 133
I think I just lost my roommate a job by singing Stevie Wonder at the top of my lungs… SCORE 91
What would Bin Laden think? SCORE 185
I take it back SCORE 132
Why you should always watch Pingu with the subtitles turned on SCORE 119
College life SCORE 119
The names of these kids menu items SCORE 175
I regret everything. SCORE 109
Roger Fisher about nuclear war SCORE 167
Shutters SCORE 87
It’s… It’s Beautiful SCORE 103
Look! SCORE 69
Tea Light Engine SCORE 113
Shallow SCORE 87
Nope, Chuck Testa SCORE 104
Another American letdown SCORE 163
You ever been so drunk… SCORE 97
Ballpoint pen closeup SCORE 108
Hairswap SCORE 86
The most loyal friend. SCORE 91
The Korean Crow-Tit looks like a cotton ball ploof with a cute little face :) SCORE 125
Multitasking…. SCORE 106
Oldie but a goodie SCORE 94
"Hello sir, I would like one alcohol please" SCORE 125
Jabba’s the only one not to get any SCORE 56
Bank said no internet images on my card. So I made this with pictures of my cat. SCORE 88
Golden Retrievers Are The Best SCORE 101
It’s my money, and I want it now! SCORE 109
His baby wears a head-shaping helmet so he’s got the whole family wearing helmets now. SCORE 127
My favorite Siri answer of all time SCORE 119
