A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
He’s bananas SCORE 206
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Never sink SCORE 146
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
They know the truth. SCORE 78
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
