History class in one sentence. SCORE 303
Never go full retard! SCORE 237
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14
Silly pandas… SCORE 154
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Cats are jerks. SCORE 142
Ross, is that you? SCORE 246
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Buddies. SCORE 18
Look at all this work! SCORE 13
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Sharing is caring. SCORE 20
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Dear God. SCORE 119
They called it Sims. SCORE -116
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Attention seekers. SCORE 120
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170
Words. SCORE 200
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Super Mario Bros. in real life SCORE 20
