social media isn’t real SCORE 37
i bought all the plants SCORE 11
meep SCORE 9
i’d watch this movie SCORE 27
classic grandma gertrude SCORE 19
don’t take his license, he has a litter to feed! SCORE 20
joe was the problem SCORE 19
so that’s a no, then? SCORE 27
not interested suddenly SCORE 22
no one knows, not even me! SCORE 22
it’s a beanie baby SCORE 19
tragic SCORE 13
bury me SCORE 18
tax season SCORE 13
oh wow this is true SCORE 10
zerotonin SCORE 20
let the games begin SCORE 18
donut tastes better anyway SCORE 18
hearts, stars, horse shoes SCORE 9
true friendship SCORE 27
cats gonna cat SCORE 27
imbeciles! SCORE 21
savage SCORE 20
nuts SCORE 21
poor cyclops SCORE 15
roar SCORE 10
sounds great… SCORE 18
i feel no guilt when this happens SCORE 22
life in the fast lane SCORE 13
no one will find me in the freezer SCORE 22
i count 6 SCORE 19
try again tomorrow SCORE 22