Gazelle jump in slow motion SCORE 15
Not Leaving My Room… SCORE 12
The room numbers at this hotel are on the floor. SCORE 13
I can’t be the only one SCORE 9
Roar of Time SCORE 10
Thank you student loans! SCORE 3
Bananas SCORE 0
Checking WebMD For A Friendly Diagnosis SCORE 7
It’s All About What You’re Made Of SCORE 6
Shoo SCORE 126
My morning pep talk SCORE 8
When all your friends vape SCORE 4
Someone Help Me, I Just Can’t SCORE 6
pizza is life SCORE 10
Some Short Jokes To Brighten Your Day SCORE 13
If my love life had a flavor. SCORE 12
Sore Mouth SCORE 8
What Did One Orphan Say To The Other? SCORE 4
Why I Never Know Who To Be Mad At SCORE 11
Chronostasis SCORE 11
The Word ‘Merican’ SCORE -14
Waffles are considerate pancakes SCORE 12
Note to self SCORE 12
They Did The Math SCORE 13
That time the TMNT were on Oprah. Only the 90s SCORE 131
Goals. SCORE 115
Desensitization SCORE 143
Any Road Trip…Or Big City SCORE 15
Math checks out. SCORE 10
Life’s Too Short To Hold Grudges SCORE 13
When Everyone Roasts You SCORE 9
Needle in a haystack SCORE 175