protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
bad ass SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 48
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
clever girl SCORE 40
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i can never find the words SCORE 45
i also laughed SCORE 56
i wonder why SCORE 39
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
too late SCORE 38
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
there were no survivors SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
cats always come first SCORE 27
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
must pet the pet SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
