
… and then the waiter walks right past you because it wasn’t actually your food SCORE 24

what a scam SCORE 22

toilet roll paper ice cream just hits different SCORE 18

we did this to pluto SCORE 27

amphibious moose SCORE 34

it happens as soon as you turn 30 SCORE 24

high performance chewing SCORE 17

just a little nibble SCORE 19

did you not hear her the first time? SCORE 8

the cat wins again SCORE 23

the first hug SCORE 14

he tried his best SCORE 34

which way did you see him first? SCORE 29

their deliciously good deed has been done SCORE 35

how much for the cake with the cat topper? SCORE 31

fetch SCORE 31

god allows it SCORE 13

cause a little chaos SCORE 3

the exact month it happened SCORE 16

it has pockets! SCORE 28

this was not the future i was promised SCORE 26

find something else to blame! SCORE 23

i know my car SCORE 13

perfect video game logic SCORE 24

one of the worst feelings SCORE 16

banana toast SCORE 49

sushiception SCORE 6

he always puts the fire out SCORE 27

weird cat SCORE 16

never lose the sleep again SCORE 17

fix me SCORE 19

*yee haws* in potato SCORE 39